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Cquote1What the hell, in the Troy, is that?Cquote2
— The Beastie Boys, on the Energy Stick
Cquote1Warning: Do not hit people with this. It has a chance of causing death or chopping stuff in half.Cquote2
— Death Stick warning label
Cquote1It's like a key... when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.Cquote2
— Michael J. Caboose, Blue Army Soldier...ish
Cquote1A sharp increase in youth's hitting 'Energy Swords' against each other because it causes them to feel 'buzzed' and 'disoriented' was noted this year.Cquote2
— President Obama of the UNSC
Cquote1Oooooooooooooooooooh shiny... I wanna touch...Cquote2
— A stupid Brute.
Cquote1Nice energy sword, buddy. I wonder if maybe you're compensating for something.Cquote2
— Suicidal Marine
Cquote1This is a true weapon for my...OH SHIT!!!Cquote2
— Megatron, learning how to use deathstick.
Cquote1In Soviet Russia, Death Stick kills YOU!!Cquote2
— The Guide to Everything for Russian Marines

Energy Spork Mark II

The super shank, more commonly known as the Death Stick, Key of Death, Giant Knife, Scary Spoon, or the noob destroyer 9000is a practical joke played on the Elites by the Prophets to make them sexually aroused in order to get their balls chopped off by the  Gay Space Gorillas (brutes). Its blade is made of pure Gruntiness, so any human who uses it dies instantly.

It is still unknown why the Scary Spoons have limited ammunition, being a spoon and all... odd.

While noobs haven't yet noticed, they keep whining why they always die using the sweeper combo, (Shotgun and Spoon). With their futile attempts to kill someone five miles away, when it is obvious that shotgun beats sniper.

Theses crappy spoons are really light but the Elites are to bad ass to dual wield them! Or they thought "Wait...these things kill stuff in one hit, right? Who needs to duel wield them?"

It should also be noted that the Energy Sword is solar powered, making it extremely dangerous to Obama's supporters.


A grunt being stabbed by the Death Spork

It has recently been proven that energy sword works just like a standard kitchen knife. The sword will soon be

available in standard cutlery sets.

It was the weapon used in the duel with Bilbo Baggins Dildo T. Baggins and The King.

The only real use for this weapon is using it on your mother but she will eventually die and the sword is useless.

Coming soon, the energy fork to those who Bungie considers not a noob on XBL. If you don't have it yet, then you are just a n00b... i have one... i just don't want to show it to you... because its really cool. So get Xbox live, make a popular machinima, and convince Bungie to give you an Energy Fork. Maybe there will be an plasma cum energy spork! It has a special blue color to it and when you touch it you get asplode.

How it Works Edit

It uses pure Gruntiness, which is projected out of the weapon's handle. It is then shaped by Eliteness into the likeness of a strange sword.

It happens to be one of the few Grunty and Elitey weapons. That is why it is so effective, and why it unlocks people's death turns humans into strawberry-kiwi kool-aid.
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade

Multi-Purpose ToolEdit

Here is a list of things these can be used as.

  • death stick
  • key(to doors and death)
  • hedge-clippers
  • toe-nail clippers(mainly by brutes)
  • butter and steak knives
  • surgical blade
  • tooth-pick
  • source of grunty hope(when not used against you)
  • warm hug
    Sangheili Energy Sword

    The Energy Sword. Not to be confused with the Japanese dildos everyone's talking about