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— A Grunt
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— The sad but somewhat hilarious death of someone trying to jump (A button).
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Plasma nade

I used to be a Spartan like you, until I took a arrow Plasma Grenade to the knee.

The Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade, otherwise known to people who have a life as the Plasma Grenade, Semtex Grenade, Blue Spider, Blue Balls, Blue Flames, Dodgeballs, Stickies, Footballs, Tennis Balls, Basketballs, Shut the hell ups and Your mom, is a type of grenade used by the Convention.

This weapon shoots Plasma Grenades at a high rate of fire.

Uses in Super Smash Bros. Combat Edit

Plasma genades are often shoved inside the cranium and left there for the lulzarious explosion which deforms the mind. To use a Plasma Grenade properly, simply click the Mark of Shame/Green button and throw it at someone, hoping that is will become attracted to your

target and die in a violent explosion due to a nuclear boner.

Moa Stuck

Moas are known to eat plasma grenades as a delicacy

Plasma grenade lulz

Luigi playing with his special, personal, very own GREEN Plasma Grenades.

Eating Plasma Grenades Edit

You thought that anyone would eat Plasma Grenades?

Nope, it's Chuck Testa!

Why they were madeEdit

Because the UNSC has been to lazy to utilize Semtex Grenades, the Covenant Empire made a more sufficient and effective version of the Semtex Grenade which was blue, bright and was honestly just a way to enjoy your life staring at pretty balls just before you die.

Oh yeah, and Semtex Grenades suck too.


A retarded pet owner playing fetch with his dog.

Trivia Edit

  • I think that it can be used to kill things
  • It makes people get Ghost shits
  • Often used to hilariously kill dogs in games of fetch
  • Great for team killing on x-box live to get noobs and l33t sp33king "pros"
  • It also has it's own triva section
  • they are bright blue testicles.
  • hanging proudly from rearview mirrors
Melee Weapons: Kitchen Knife | Japanese Butter Knife | Taser Stick

Handguns: Comfortable Pistol | Another Comfortable Pistol | WTF no scope? | M6C/Suck em' | God's Sidearm | Safety Mode On | Trusty Sidearm | Trusty Sidearm 2: Gradius | Assassination Pistol | Carbine Pistol | Silenced Pistol | Orbital Airstrike

Automatic & Semi-Automatic Weapons: Bullet Hose | Silent Bullet Spitter | Insult to Rifles | Revised Insult to Rifles | Chronologically Confusing insult to rifles | The insult to rifles that actually kicks ass | Bee-Arr | Bullet Spammer | Another insult to rifles | Large Bullet Hose

Other: HEADSHOT! | Pest Control Tool | Mini Missile Silo | Rocket Lawn chair | Splazer | Campergun | Noob Obliterator | Crude Thumper rip-off | Supersonic Rail Exploder | Exploding Cake Detonator | Kill The Hydra

Grenades: Damn, no stickies | Bang Grenade | Ear Bleeder | "I embrace y'all with napalm..."

Melee Weapons: Energy Shank | Hot Poker | Death Stick | Energy Shiv | Gravy Hammer | Monkey Fist | Monkey Shank

Other: Peashooter | Overheated | Angry Plasma Rifle | Overheater | Noobler | Larger Noobler | Long range Noobler | Nailgun | New Noob Combo | Rock Slinger | L337 5K1LL5 | Follow the pink light | Vacuum Quadlazer | Jelly Launcher | Semtex Blue Spider | Stick-rock | Fire in the Box

Heavy Weapons: Mini Blue Jelly Factory | Death impersonated | Godly Plasma Rifle | Huge Water Gun on Spaceships | Hax Gun | Smaller Hax Gun | Derp Gun | Magic Grenade Thrower

The Quadlazer | Zapper | Tracer Rifle | Yellow Light Spammer | Campergun's Retarded Brother | Triforce Gun | Promethean Glory | Forcefield | Bee Grenade