AV Johnson
This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
For those born without a sense of humour, Halopedia has an article on Bubble Shield.
Cquote1In Soviet Russia, the Shield Bubbles YOU!Cquote2
— Zangief
— Players on the Bubble Shield
Cquote1How do you roll this thing?Cquote2
— n00bs on the Bubble Shield

Overview Edit

The great yellow shield of protectionalso knowing as the (sheild of friendship) that strangely is carried by Brutes although it was created by the UNSC. Some evil person decided to eat some muffins, and due to AIDS he died and transformed into a random yellow bubble impervious to all known weapons. Nobody cares anyway.The only thing it's good for is stopping n00bs, cause they're too n00bish to realize you can walk/drive through the bubble.

It is also good for camping in the middle of a firefight, behind the Marines to get rid of them for good.

The Good Edit

The bubble shield can block anything from plasma, to farts, to god's lightning. It is a valuable object for taking cover and hiding. It is an impenetrable shield of SWAGness that cannot be stopped. It is all Thankfully shaped like a boob.

The Bad Edit

Though it can stop a rocket, it strangely can't stop a n00b from walking through it. Even though n00bs are too stupid to walk through it anyway. Also peeps can drive through it and turn you into a smear. It is also very visible to the other players so it tells them to come over to the ball and whoop you. And also the boob lacks a nipple.

The Why Edit

The reason why people and vehicles can go in is being studied by Gruntipedian scientists. The reason was found out to be this: the bubble shield is mostly made of the gay-version of Gruntiness and that the bubble shield was mad at bullets for cheating with him. Not having anything to go through it, it started to get more horny and desperately let people and vehicles to go through it, making it experience the joy again. Note: the bubble shield still is mad at bullets.

How to useEdit

There are lots of ways to use the Bubble-Shield. Here are some of the most common ways:

1. When you hear the signature scream, "IMA CHARGIN MAH LASER!!!" throw your bubble shield immediately. The bubble-shield will take the abuse while you just ROFL inside the protective womb.then shout "NO n00b "IMA CHARGIN MAH LASER!!!" then laugh as the n00b is getting a unwanted suntan

2. If there is a team of n00bs under you and you are equipped with a Gravity SPAMmer or ROTFL Sword, throw your bubble-shield. The n00bs will think that the Guardians have given them a gift and they will crowd in. This will activate a special mini-game called: Whack-teh-n00bs!! Enjoy!

Useful Equipment
Gruntiness' Dumb Brother | That Green Orb Plant that heals you | The Mine that can be seen a mile away | Yellow Ball of gay-version of Gruntiness | Blue Shield Thingy
Crappy Equipment that makes you wonder why Bungie put them in Halo
Blue Ball of Suckage of life | White-yellow soup fog | Feel the breeze under you | Thing that makes radars play music and go insane
Other stuff
Good for ugly people like Brutes | Most abused by noobs | Something your mom uses everyday

3. On the Narrows Map it can be used to shield you in midair as you use the grav lift. Especially when you are carrying a flag.