- No i'm not Satan, dumbass.
- — responding to a rookie's question about his head
- Oh my fucking blobbity blob. AM I IN FUCKING HYPER LINKS?!
- — Field Marshal discovering he's covered in hyperlinks.
Field Marshals or Satan-looking Freaks are types of honored dinos that always bosses Zealots around and spend time asking them to give it blow or hand jobs. Known for it's emo-ness in Halo: Reach and staying in one corner practically the entire game just picking it's ass, fapping and going all 21#$%#$%##$%^$$%^26621 and best known for sexually assaulting Noble Team because of EXTREME BOREDOM.
They usually toy around with Energy Dildos and start dancing.
Famous Field MarshalsEdit
- Be Bop Bam 'Beee
- Doctor 'Drayee
- Doro 'thee (the first female Elite to meet the Wizard of Oz)
- Cook 'ee (resembles Cookie Monster)
- Aiy Dee Aiych 'Dee (or ADHD for short)
- Your 'momee
- George 'Bushee (first Elite to bash the Twin Towers and toy around with the US)
- John F. 'Kenedee
- I Need to Take a 'Crapee
- Its 'shinee
- Stopbeing 'whinee
- Tine 'ee
- Garbage 'Dayee
- Wa Loo 'Eejee (rival of Luigee)
- You're 'sillee
- Muhammad 'alleee (famous really-heavy-weight boxer)
- Mr. 'Tee
- Ezio 'Auditoree (HUGE fan of Assassin's Creed)